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News from the Pastor 7/09/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near Boston recently and there was concern that they may have died of the Avian flu. A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed that the problem was not the Avain ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 7/02/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

Hello, Gordy’s Pizza?

-Sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.

-No Sir, Googles bought out Gordy’s a few months ago.

-Ok. Take my order please.

-Ok Sir. Would you like the usual?

-The usual? You know me?

-According to your Caller ID Database, your last 12 orders were ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 6/25/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

A teenage boy had just passed his driver’s test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the cars. His father said he’d make a deal with his son. “Bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, ... Read More »