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Fr. Dave's Take On It: 8/06/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

“Heavens to Murgatroyd!” Would you believe that my spell-checker didn’t recognize the word, murgatroyd? Lost words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! The other day, a not-so-elderly (my age) lady said something to her grandson about driving an old jalopy. He had no idea ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 7/30/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

A man got into a cab in a big city and, while in the midst of a good conversation with the driver, the driver missed a turn. The passenger, in the back seat, tapped the cabbie on the shoulder and said, “I think you missed the turn.” The driver ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 7/23/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

Hang on to any Minnesota quarters you may get in change. They may be worth much more than 25 cents. The U.S. Mint announced this week that it is recalling all of the Minnesota quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. This action is ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 7/16/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

A priest was making his rounds on a bicycle when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the priest. “I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,” said the boy. ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 7/09/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near Boston recently and there was concern that they may have died of the Avian flu. A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed that the problem was not the Avain ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 7/02/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

Hello, Gordy’s Pizza?

-Sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.

-No Sir, Googles bought out Gordy’s a few months ago.

-Ok. Take my order please.

-Ok Sir. Would you like the usual?

-The usual? You know me?

-According to your Caller ID Database, your last 12 orders were ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 6/25/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

A teenage boy had just passed his driver’s test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the cars. His father said he’d make a deal with his son. “Bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, ... Read More »