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Fr. Dave's Take On It 10/8/17

Posted by Sara Wilke

I finally figured out why I have had a problem with weight my whole life. When I was young and had hair, I used shampoo to wash my hair that would, of course, run down my whole body. And it said right on the bottle: FOR EXTRA BODY AND ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It 9/24/17

Posted by Sara Wilke

For many years I have had a fear of someone under my bed at night so I went to a psychiatrist and told him. “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s someone under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.” “Just put yourself ... Read More »

From the Pastor 9/24/17

Posted by Sara Wilke

Dear Parishioners,

Why does it take longer to prepare the altar than to preach my homily? As the new guy on the block, I love to observe and ask questions. I am thinking that, either I have to preach longer, or change what we do during the offertory time. ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It: 9/17/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

Reflections from an old golfer…We had a power outage this morning at our house and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad, and my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my mobile phone battery was dead. To top it off, it was horribly ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It: 9/10/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone sitting on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: Hello. Woman: Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at ... Read More »

From the Pastor 9/3/17

Posted by Sara Wilke

Dear Parishioners, " You are the center of my life, I will always praise you, I will always love you, I will always keep you in my heart." This was the refrain to our pre-Mass practice song last Sunday. A day later and I'm still humming it as I ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It 9/3/17

Posted by Sara Wilke

A London lawyer runs a stop sign in Ireland and gets pulled over. He thinks he’s smarter than the cop, of course, so he decides to have some fun at the Irish officer’s expense.

Cop: License and registration please.

Lawyer: What for?

Cop: You didn’t come to a complete ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It 8/27/17

Posted by Sara Wilke

One night a nurse was making her rounds in a nursing home when, while walking down the hall, she came across an open door. She looked in and saw Frank sitting up in his bed pretending to drive. She asked, “Frank, where are you going?” He replied, “To Toronto.” ... Read More »

From Our Pastor: 8/20/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

Dear Parishioners,

Feast of the Assumption of Mary, Aug 15, marks the transition day of getting ready for school. Some of the school staff is back and preparation for the year is going forward. I look forward to the start of school and RE as life of the parish ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It: 8/20/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen

A CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wall and there he was, walking slowly up ... Read More »