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Fr. Dave's Take On It 10/22/17

Posted by Sara Wilke on 10/19/17

He was a widower and she was a widow. They had known each other for a number of years and had attended past class reunions without fail. At this 60th - year reunion, they made a foursome with two other singles. They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high, ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It 10/15/17

Posted by Sara Wilke on 10/12/17

A very enterprising man, who had a wife and eight children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to use the house for a family member. The family was having a hard time finding a rental property. When he said he had ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It 10/8/17

Posted by Sara Wilke on 10/06/17

I finally figured out why I have had a problem with weight my whole life. When I was young and had hair, I used shampoo to wash my hair that would, of course, run down my whole body. And it said right on the bottle: FOR EXTRA BODY AND ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It 9/24/17

Posted by Sara Wilke on 9/26/17

For many years I have had a fear of someone under my bed at night so I went to a psychiatrist and told him. “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s someone under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.” “Just put yourself ... Read More »

From the Pastor 9/24/17

Posted by Sara Wilke on 9/26/17

Dear Parishioners,

Why does it take longer to prepare the altar than to preach my homily? As the new guy on the block, I love to observe and ask questions. I am thinking that, either I have to preach longer, or change what we do during the offertory time. ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It: 9/17/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen on 9/15/17

Reflections from an old golfer…We had a power outage this morning at our house and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad, and my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my mobile phone battery was dead. To top it off, it was horribly ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It: 9/10/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen on 9/08/17

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone sitting on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: Hello. Woman: Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at ... Read More »

From the Pastor 9/3/17

Posted by Sara Wilke on 8/31/17

Dear Parishioners, " You are the center of my life, I will always praise you, I will always love you, I will always keep you in my heart." This was the refrain to our pre-Mass practice song last Sunday. A day later and I'm still humming it as I ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It 9/3/17

Posted by Sara Wilke on 8/31/17

A London lawyer runs a stop sign in Ireland and gets pulled over. He thinks he’s smarter than the cop, of course, so he decides to have some fun at the Irish officer’s expense.

Cop: License and registration please.

Lawyer: What for?

Cop: You didn’t come to a complete ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It 8/27/17

Posted by Sara Wilke on 8/23/17

One night a nurse was making her rounds in a nursing home when, while walking down the hall, she came across an open door. She looked in and saw Frank sitting up in his bed pretending to drive. She asked, “Frank, where are you going?” He replied, “To Toronto.” ... Read More »