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From the Pastor 11/11/18:

Posted by Angela Schneider

Dear Parishioners,

Mike Miller, our Director of Maintenance, has resigned. Thank you Mike for your eleven years of service to our parish, overseeing our buildings and grounds.  I recognize the challenge of keeping track of four churches, four rectories, four schools, one convent (Life Teen building),  one office building, one mausoleum, ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take on It... 11/11/18:

Posted by Angela Schneider

 

The Secrets to Inner Peace…

If you can start the day without caffeine; if you can always be cheerful, ignoring your aches and pains; if you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles; if you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for ... Read More »

From the Pastor 11/4/18:

Posted by Angela Schneider

Dear Parishioners,

A guy stepped in line to vote one day. The line was long, and in an effort to make small talk with the gentleman in front of him, asked, “who are you voting for?”  The gentleman responded, I'm voting for whomever will stop the ads on TV.  ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take on It... 11/4/18:

Posted by Angela Schneider

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. “What food might this contain?”, the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning, “There is a mousetrap ... Read More »

From the Pastor 10/28/18:

Posted by Angela Schneider

 

Dear Parishoners,

So if you had to name a new Saint who would you name?  Some years ago when I was in campus ministry at UWGB, I challenged my congregation, college students,  to come to Mass on All Saints Day with a nomination of someone for sainthood and ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take on It... 10/28/18

Posted by Angela Schneider

 

The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young lady carrying a child stood up and slowly started walking toward the ... Read More »

Fr. Jose' Insights

Posted by Angela Schneider

Dear Parishioners,

As the saying goes, “when the cat is away, the mice will play.”  We pray for Fr. Doug who is out on a retreat, while he is gone, I’ll have fun writing in the bulletin. 

It has now been three months since I first arrived at our ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take on It... 10/21/18:

Posted by Angela Schneider

 

A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. “So, who did you go and see before coming to me?” “My General Practitioner,” he replied. “Your GP?” scoffed the doctor. “What a waste of time. Tell me, what sort of useless advice did he ... Read More »

From the Pastor 10/14/18

Posted by Angela Schneider

 

Dear Parishioners,

Dr. Robert B. Callahan was named the 11th president of Silver Lake College of the Holy Family, effective January 30, 2018.  His installation recently took place on Friday, October 5 at Silver Lake College (SLC). 

Dr. Callahan said,

“I am both humbled and honored to have ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take on It... 10/14/18

Posted by Angela Schneider

An old geezer became bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He hung out a sign that read:  ”Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000.” Dr. Young, who was positive Dr. Geezer didn’t know anything about medicine, thought this ... Read More »