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Fr. Dave's Take On It 8/27/17

Posted by Sara Wilke on 8/23/17

One night a nurse was making her rounds in a nursing home when, while walking down the hall, she came across an open door. She looked in and saw Frank sitting up in his bed pretending to drive. She asked, “Frank, where are you going?” He replied, “To Toronto.” ... Read More »

From Our Pastor: 8/20/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen on 8/17/17

Dear Parishioners,

Feast of the Assumption of Mary, Aug 15, marks the transition day of getting ready for school. Some of the school staff is back and preparation for the year is going forward. I look forward to the start of school and RE as life of the parish ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It: 8/20/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen on 8/17/17

A CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wall and there he was, walking slowly up ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It: 8/13/17

Posted by Sara Wilke on 8/09/17

A little girl asked her dad, “How did the human race start?” The father answered, “Well, God made Adam and Eve; they had children and so all mankind was made.” Two days later, she asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys ... Read More »

Fr. Dave's Take On It: 8/06/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen on 8/03/17

“Heavens to Murgatroyd!” Would you believe that my spell-checker didn’t recognize the word, murgatroyd? Lost words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! The other day, a not-so-elderly (my age) lady said something to her grandson about driving an old jalopy. He had no idea ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 7/30/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen on 7/28/17

A man got into a cab in a big city and, while in the midst of a good conversation with the driver, the driver missed a turn. The passenger, in the back seat, tapped the cabbie on the shoulder and said, “I think you missed the turn.” The driver ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 7/23/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen on 7/21/17

Hang on to any Minnesota quarters you may get in change. They may be worth much more than 25 cents. The U.S. Mint announced this week that it is recalling all of the Minnesota quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. This action is ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 7/16/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen on 7/17/17

A priest was making his rounds on a bicycle when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the priest. “I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,” said the boy. ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 7/09/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen on 7/10/17

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near Boston recently and there was concern that they may have died of the Avian flu. A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed that the problem was not the Avain ... Read More »

News from the Pastor 7/02/17

Posted by Connie Heinzen on 6/30/17

Hello, Gordy’s Pizza?

-Sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.

-No Sir, Googles bought out Gordy’s a few months ago.

-Ok. Take my order please.

-Ok Sir. Would you like the usual?

-The usual? You know me?

-According to your Caller ID Database, your last 12 orders were ... Read More »